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'''Telekinesis''' is the 6th track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]
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  |genre = Rock
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  |language = English
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  |externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/telekinesis Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/06%20-%20Telekinesis.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]
  |externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/06%20-%20Telekinesis.mp3 MP3]<br>[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/telekinesis Needlejuice Remaster]<br>[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Sz9BNb_RG25kJ82JHyibGKueWjjwdnRS/view?usp=sharing Alternate Mix]
  |tempo = 84
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'''Telekinesis''' is the sixth track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]
== Lyrics==
 
  Nobody knows my true identity
==Lyrics==
For all we know, I'm John F. Kennedy's
  <nowiki> Nobody knows my true identity
Love child with Nosferatu
For all we know, I'm John F. Kennedy's
We can't know but still we got to
Love child with Nosferatu
Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes
We can't know but still we got to
But ancient caveman history shows
Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes
We're all descended from
But ancient caveman history shows
The same evil alien slime
We're all descended from
The same evil alien slime
And it's a pretty shade of grey
 
It makes the woodwork eat away
And it's a pretty shade of grey
Glass breaks and cow's milk curdles
It makes the woodwork eat away
It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles
Glass breaks and cow's milk curdles
It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles
Somebody told me something interesting
 
They told me the world is always tempesting
Somebody told me something interesting
'Round and around again
They told me the world is always tempesting
I've had enough of that pseudo-zen
'Round and around again
Somebody else was watching from afar
I've had enough of that pseudo-zen
Screwing it up like a broken VCR
Somebody else was watching from afar
She thought that I was
Screwing it up like a broken VCR
Very insincere because...
She thought that I was
Very insincere because...
I rolled my eyes a bit too much
 
Am I really that out of touch?
I rolled my eyes a bit too much
Why should I care about this?
Am I really that out of touch?
I'm not concerned with the things I miss
Why should I care about this?
I'm not concerned with the things I miss
I don't see the point in not believing in
 
Things you can taste like fear and cinnamon
I don't see the point in not believing in
Sadly this hasn't gotten me
Things you can taste like fear and cinnamon
Anything but dread and gluttony
Sadly this hasn't gotten me
Under the ground is where I wanna go
Anything but dread and gluttony
Surely there is a way but I dunno
Under the ground is where I wanna go
How to get there
Surely there is a way but I dunno
No one seems to know actually, so
How to get there
No one seems to know actually, so
I tried to use a garden spade
 
But it was very poorly made
I tried to use a garden spade
*Bang* It broke into so many pieces
But it was very poorly made
It's times like these that I wish I had...
*Bang* It broke into so many pieces
It's times like these that I wish I had...
Telekinesis
 
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis</nowiki>


==Trivia==
==Trivia==
* The word “pseudo” is mispronounced in the version released on  [[Hip To The Javabean]]. Although this was unintentional and Neil has endured many attempts to correct himself, the mistake seems to have become part of the song, as he still pronounces it that way when he performs Telekinesis live, such as at [[Lemonic Demonade]].
*The word “pseudo” is mispronounced in the version released on  [[Hip To The Javabean]]. Although this was unintentional and [[Neil]] has endured many attempts to correct himself, the mistake seems to have become part of the song, as he still pronounces it that way when he performs Telekinesis live, such as at [[Lemonic Demonade]].
* When Neil sings the phrase “and it mutates turtles” he is most likely referring to the “teenage mutant ninja turtles”, who were indeed mutated by radioactive slime.
*When Neil sings the phrase “and it mutates turtles” he is most likely referring to the “teenage mutant ninja turtles”, who were indeed mutated by radioactive slime.
*Telekinesis was featured on a radio show called "[https://wfmu.org/archiveplayer/?show=16928&archive=115050&starttime= The Listener Hour]", where an alternate mix was featured, where the piano is less audible. It starts at 35:27 of the recording.

Latest revision as of 14:20, 8 September 2026

Telekinesis is the 6th track on Hip to the Javabean

Telekinesis
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Song
Artist Lemon Demon
Written by Neil Cicierega
Appears on Hip to the Javabean
Sung by Neil Cicierega
Duration 4:14
Tempo 84
Genre Rock
Language English
Links: MP3
Needlejuice Remaster
Alternate Mix


Lyrics

Nobody knows my true identity
For all we know, I'm John F. Kennedy's
Love child with Nosferatu
We can't know but still we got to
Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes
But ancient caveman history shows
We're all descended from
The same evil alien slime

And it's a pretty shade of grey
It makes the woodwork eat away
Glass breaks and cow's milk curdles
It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles

Somebody told me something interesting
They told me the world is always tempesting
'Round and around again
I've had enough of that pseudo-zen
Somebody else was watching from afar
Screwing it up like a broken VCR
She thought that I was
Very insincere because...

I rolled my eyes a bit too much
Am I really that out of touch?
Why should I care about this?
I'm not concerned with the things I miss

I don't see the point in not believing in
Things you can taste like fear and cinnamon
Sadly this hasn't gotten me
Anything but dread and gluttony
Under the ground is where I wanna go
Surely there is a way but I dunno
How to get there
No one seems to know actually, so

I tried to use a garden spade
But it was very poorly made
*Bang* It broke into so many pieces
It's times like these that I wish I had...

Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis

Trivia

  • The word “pseudo” is mispronounced in the version released on Hip To The Javabean. Although this was unintentional and Neil has endured many attempts to correct himself, the mistake seems to have become part of the song, as he still pronounces it that way when he performs Telekinesis live, such as at Lemonic Demonade.
  • When Neil sings the phrase “and it mutates turtles” he is most likely referring to the “teenage mutant ninja turtles”, who were indeed mutated by radioactive slime.
  • Telekinesis was featured on a radio show called "The Listener Hour", where an alternate mix was featured, where the piano is less audible. It starts at 35:27 of the recording.