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| Holy Bison Beaks! | |
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| Song | |
| Artist | Lemon Demon |
|---|---|
| Written by | Neil Cicierega |
| Appears on | Clown Circus |
| Sung by | Neil Cicierega |
| Duration | 3:20 |
| Genre | Rock |
| Language | English |
| Links: | MP3 |
Holy Bison Beaks! is the tenth track on Clown Circus.
Lyrics
Well, I thought I’d write a little song,
so I wrote a little song.
Then I tried to write some lyrics,
But I didn’t last too long.
So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff.
And I decided to keep on singing
‘til I had had enough, but then I realized…
This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Self-refrential,
Catchy freakin’ hook.
So I made the chorus
All about how
This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Self-refrential hook.
And a guitar solo.
[bad guitar solo]
Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay. [Tunes guitar]
[awesome MIDI guitar solo]
Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?
Fine.
(music starts)
Oh.
Baby, tell me why,
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it,
It doesn’t have a guard rail,
It doesn’t even hold many cows.
This song is sort of caving in on itself,
And so it’s going to end right now.
Right now.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… jinx!
Trivia
- This was one of two songs performed at Lemon Demon's first live performance. The other was The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets.