Hazel’s Modus Operandi

Hazel's Modus Operandi
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Appears on	Clown Circus
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	2:25
Genre	Rock
Language	English
Links:	MP3

Hazel's Modus Operandi is the seventh track on Clown Circus.

Lyrics

In the middle of the summer when it’s cold, and the Earth is made of gold,
Ninety minutes pass and so do all the lights,
In the middle of the fall, you can hear them call for you.
For ninety days and ninety nights.

  It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
  It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
  Hazel’s modus operandi. (Modus operandi.)
  Hazel’s modus operandi. (Modus operandi.) 

In the middle of the winter when you die, and you join the FBI,
Praying mantises begin to say your name.
In the middle of the spring, you can hear them sing for you.
Yet you never go insane.
    It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
    It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
    Hazel’s modus operandi.
    Hazel’s modus operandi.
(It will make you rich…)

    It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
    It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
    Hazel’s modus operandi.
    Hazel’s modus operandi.

Trivia

• This song includes a sample from the cartoon Johnny Bravo, from Season 2 Episode 13 (first released October 15th 1999) specifically the third segment titled 'Clan Of The Cave Boob'. The voice heard is the character Carl Chryniszzswics, voiced by Tom Kenny. The sampled lines heard are Carl saying "No, I made it all up because I crave attention", Carl screaming (as he is being chased by Johnny Bravo), and the episodes soundtrack. This scene happens at the very end of the episode and is heard at the very end of this song.