Holy Bison Beaks!

Holy Bison Beaks! is the tenth track on Clown Circus.

Holy Bison Beaks!
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Appears on	Clown Circus
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	3:20
Genre	Rock
Language	English
Links:	MP3

Lyrics

Well, I thought I’d write a little song,
so I wrote a little song.
Then I tried to write some lyrics,
But I didn’t last too long.

So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff.
And I decided to keep on singing
‘til I had had enough, but then I realized…

    This song needs a hook.
    An ironic little,
    Self-refrential,
    Catchy freakin’ hook.
    So I made the chorus
    All about how
    This song needs a hook.
    An ironic little,
    Self-refrential hook.
    And a guitar solo. 

[bad guitar solo]

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay. [Tunes guitar]

[awesome MIDI guitar solo]

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?

Fine.

(music starts)

Oh.
Baby, tell me why,
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it,
It doesn’t have a guard rail,
It doesn’t even hold many cows.
This song is sort of caving in on itself,
And so it’s going to end right now.
Right now.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… jinx! 

Trivia

• This was one of two songs performed at Lemon Demon's first live performance. The other was The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets.