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==Trivia==
==Trivia==
*This was one of three songs performed at Lemon Demon's first live performance. The other two were [[The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets]] and [[Don’t Be Like the Sun]].
*This was one of three songs performed at Lemon Demon's first live performance. The other two were [[The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets]] and [[Don’t Be Like the Sun]].
*A backing track used in the previously stated live performance was made available in the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities dump]] and included this note:
<blockquote>" Backing track for my first live performance. Sung solo at the local library's open mic. I brought a guitar to do the bad solo, pretended to need to tune it, pretended to play the MIDI solo at 1:26. The sample at the end is my friend [[Jackson Taylor Wetherbee|Taylor]]"</blockquote>
[[Category: Songs with backings]]

Latest revision as of 22:49, 28 August 2026

Holy Bison Beaks! is the tenth track on Clown Circus.

Holy Bison Beaks!
Clown Circus.jpg
Song
Artist Lemon Demon
Written by Neil Cicierega
Appears on Clown Circus
Sung by Neil Cicierega
Duration 3:20
Genre Rock
Language English
Links: MP3
Backing


Lyrics

Well, I thought I’d write a little song,
so I wrote a little song.
Then I tried to write some lyrics,
But I didn’t last too long.

So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff.
And I decided to keep on singing
‘til I had had enough, but then I realized…

    This song needs a hook.
    An ironic little,
    Self-refrential,
    Catchy freakin’ hook.
    So I made the chorus
    All about how
    This song needs a hook.
    An ironic little,
    Self-refrential hook.
    And a guitar solo. 

[bad guitar solo]

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay. [Tunes guitar]

[awesome MIDI guitar solo]

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?

Fine.

(music starts)

Oh.
Baby, tell me why,
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it,
It doesn’t have a guard rail,
It doesn’t even hold many cows.
This song is sort of caving in on itself,
And so it’s going to end right now.
Right now.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… jinx! 

Trivia

" Backing track for my first live performance. Sung solo at the local library's open mic. I brought a guitar to do the bad solo, pretended to need to tune it, pretended to play the MIDI solo at 1:26. The sample at the end is my friend Taylor"