CryptoSanta

CryptoSanta is the fifth and final track of Lemon Demon's 2012 Extended Play, I Am Become Christmas.

CryptoSanta
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Released	2012
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Appears on	I Am Become Christmas
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	03:38
Tempo	172
Genre	Rock, Christmas
Links:	Bandcamp Needlejuice Remaster YouTube Spotify

Description

This song is about a mad scientist turning into a robotic version of Santa Claus. It features intense, gorey details.

Lyrics

Classified project: Moving Light Privately funded Silent Night North Pole-stationed satellite Red and white Laser beams are focusing, Converging on a tyrant king New dimensions Full of presents For the children In the trillions With a little bit of brains Maybe we can do away With a lack of candy canes Make Christmas every day Through scientific enterprise Maybe we can open eyes We can revolutionize The way we move merchandise (It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving) No more naughty, No more nice, (It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving) Just a present, And a prize! (As seen on TV, as seen on TV) It's a pillow, It's a pet, (As seen on TV) It's a miracle it hasn't happened yet Oh god. Something went wrong I can't let you see me like this! I walked through the path of the beam At first I thought I was okay But overnight, My hair turned white I've been gaining weight Involuntary spasms Like a bowl Full of jelly... Outbursts of laughter We must not tell The shareholders That would be bad Woah-oh, Something to do with DNA Something to do with gamma rays White flowing beard won't go away Go away! Laser beams from outer space Converging on my mutant face New dimensions Now I'm presents! Like Pandora Oh the horror! Body horror Tendons snapping Ribbons and wrapping Stocking stuffing Skin is sloughing Bones are bowing Something is growing! Something- Oh-oh-oh! Ah ah ah ah Oh-oh-oh Ooh-ee-ooh Merry Christmas!

Trivia

• This song features parts in 4/4, 5/4, and 6/4. Most of it, however, is in 5/4.