Holy Bison Beaks!

Holy Bison Beaks!
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Appears on	Clown Circus
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	3:20
Genre	Rock
Language	English
Links:	MP3

Holy Bison Beaks! is the tenth track on Clown Circus.

Lyrics

Well, I thought I’d write a little song,
so I wrote a little song.
Then I tried to write some lyrics,
But I didn’t last too long.

So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff.
And I decided to keep on singing
‘til I had had enough, but then I realized…

    This song needs a hook.
    An ironic little,
    Self-refrential,
    Catchy freakin’ hook.
    So I made the chorus
    All about how
    This song needs a hook.
    An ironic little,
    Self-refrential hook.
    And a guitar solo. 

[bad guitar solo]

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay. [Tunes guitar]

[awesome MIDI guitar solo]

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?

Fine.

(music starts)

Oh.
Baby, tell me why,
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it,
It doesn’t have a guard rail,
It doesn’t even hold many cows.
This song is sort of caving in on itself,
And so it’s going to end right now.
Right now.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… jinx! 

Trivia

• This was one of two songs performed at Lemon Demon's first live performance. The other was The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets.