Elvis Porn

Elvis Porn
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Released	December 12, 2006
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Appears on	Damn Skippy (2023 reissue)
Sung by	Neil, chanting by Alora, Chooch, and Dave Pavao
Duration	3:34
Tempo	145
Language	English
Links:	MP3 Awesomefest MP3 Awesomefest Video Lemonic Demonade 2007 MP3 Backing

Elvis Porn was written after Neil had conducted a survey on his LiveJournal, that showed that “Elvis Porn” was a most wanted song title. (The second highest ranking was Kitten Is Angry, which was produced quickly, and ended up on Damn Skippy.)

Lyrics

Tiptoed up the stairs
Climbed into the attic
Opened up my grandma's trunk
Well, isn't this dramatic

What could be inside?
I could almost squeal
with delight as I pulled out an ancient dusty reel

There was a label on the side reading "E.A.P."
I wondered to myself, "what could this be?"
I dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes
But as the footage rolled it rather took me by surprise
 
'Cause Elvis Porn is what I viewed
There he was, completely in the nude
Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips
Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips
Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole
The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll
He was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed
Oh, what a sight, that Elvis Porn

"What the hell?", I thought
This is rather odd
I thought of where I found it
and I shouted, "Oh my god!"

Where did Grandma get this footage of the King?
Why the hell would sweet old Granny have this awful thing?

Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!

So I confronted her with the footage I found
She didn't seem to recognize it, so I wound
the film in the projector, and gave it a spin
She keeled over dead, with a big fat grin

'Cause Elvis Porn is what she viewed
There he was, completely in the nude
Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips
Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips
Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole
The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll
He was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed
No blue suede shoes covering up his little toes
No white jumpsuit
and nobody knows
The tale behind this
ELVIS PORN!

Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!
Elvis!!!

Trivia

• This is Lemon Demon’s first song produced with the band in a recording studio. However, there already existed one song — Samuel and Rosella — that included Alora’s bass playing.
• For a long time, this song was only available in live versions.