Ode to Crayola (2011 Version)

Ode to Crayola (2011 Version)
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Appears on	Live (Only Not)
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	3:48
Tempo	145
Genre	Rock
Language	English
Links:	tbd

Ode to Crayola (2011 Version) is the 5th track on Live (Only Not), and it is a remastered version of the 2005 version on the album Damn Skippy.

Lyrics

  Outrageous Orange, Laser Lemon, and Jungle Green.
  That's what I said.
  Wild Watermelon, Midnight Blue, Atomic Tangerine...
  Radical Red, Sky Blue, and Shamrock too,
  and Gold so true it glows.
  I love the Razzmatazz, and Purple Pizazz,
  and Razzle Dazzle Rose.
  
  Every color's like an old friend.
  Hot Magenta is a godsend.
  
  I took the factory tour.
  It really opened the door, and I at once became transfixed.
  I know they're pieces of wax,
  but I can never relax without my box of 96.
  
  Crayola, Crayola's all that I know.
  The colors, delicious, making a rainbow.
  Crayola, I love you so.
  
  I love them so much, every shade, every gorgeous hue.
  It's no surprise
  they're taking over everything that I say and do.
  I'm gonna rise at dawn with no clothes on,
  and color on my skin.
  Colors of life and love from Heaven above,
  absolve me of my sin.
  
  I would wear them like a nightgown,
  but they're getting kinda worn down.
  
  I took the factory tour.
  It really opened the door, and I at once became transfixed.
  I know they're pieces of wax,
  but I can never relax without my box of 96.
  
  I love you Vivid Violet.
  I love you Robin's Egg Blue.
  I love you Screamin' Green,
  and Purple Mountain's Majesty too.
  I really love my babies
  I really love my babies
  I love my crayons and I love the way the taste
  
  Crayola, Crayola's all that I know.
  The colors, delicious, making a rainbow.
  Crayola, I love you so.
  

Trivia

• This version of Ode to Crayola was featured on The FuMP Vol. 28, along with Goosebumps from Nature Tapes.