Toy Food

Toy Food
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Released	October 12, 2008
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Appears on	Almanac 2009, View-Monster (Needlejuice remaster)
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	2:12
Tempo	150
Language	English
Links:	Official video MP3Youmacon 2009 video Youmacon 2012 video Spotify

Toy food is the 6th track on Almanac 2009, and the 7th bonus track on the Needlejuice remaster of View-Monster. It also has a video made by Neil on his Youtube channel.

Lyrics

Drumsticks, cake mix,
watermelon, taco shells,
soda pop, lemon, apple,
olive oil, Cheerios
Green grapes, purple grapes,
lettuce, pretzel, corn, ketchup
Orange juice
Hot dogs
Chicken noodle soup.

Toy food!
Like real food, but is toy
Toy food!
Not real food, do not eat
Toy food!
Like real food, but is toy
Toy food!
Not real food, do not eat

Sweet peas, strawberries, salt and pepper,
french fries, garlic loaf, refried beans, bananas
Red pepper, green pepper,
crinkle fries, ice cream
Turkey chunks
Chicken chunks
Tuna chunks
Fudge.
   
Toy food!
Like real food, but is toy
Toy food!
Not real food, do not eat
Toy food!
Like real food, but is toy
Toy food!
Not real food, do not eat

Hamburger hamburger
Donuts.
Hamburger hamburger
Pizza.
Hamburger hamburger
Carrot.
Hamburger hamburger...

Helper.

Green beans, oranges,
pea pod, pineapple,
Croissant. Potato.
Spaghetti. Baguettes.
Potato chips, tomato soup,
pickle, cookie, niblets
Milk. Peas.
Gourd. Meat.

Toy food!
Like real food, but is toy
Toy food!
Not real food, do not eat
Toy food!
Like real food, but is toy
Toy food!
Not real food, do not eat
Toy food
Toy food

Video

Toy Food
Song
Creator	Neil Cicierega
Cast	Neil Cicierega
Crew	Alora Lanzillotta and Dave Kitsberg (shot with help from)
Released	January 17, 2009
Duration	2:39
Links:	Youtube

The video to Toy Food was released on January 17, 2009 on Youtube. It features Neil explaining that he got a box full of fake plastic food. He then pulls out a cassette out of the box and puts it into his cassette player, though he struggles.