Toy Food

Toy Food
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Released	October 12, 2008
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Appears on	Almanac 2009, View-Monster (Needlejuice remaster)
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	2:12
Tempo	150
Language	English
Links:	Official video MP3Youmacon 2009 video Youmacon 2012 video Spotify

Toy food is the 6th track on Almanac 2009, and the 7th bonus track on the Needlejuice remaster of View-Monster. It also has a video made by Neil on his Youtube channel.

Lyrics

   Drumsticks, cake mix,
   watermelon, taco shells,
   soda pop, lemon, apple,
   olive oil, Cheerios
   Green grapes, purple grapes,
   lettuce, pretzel, corn, ketchup
   Orange juice
   Hot dogs
   Chicken noodle soup.
   
   Toy food!
   Like real food, but is toy
   Toy food!
   Not real food, do not eat
   Toy food!
   Like real food, but is toy
   Toy food!
   Not real food, do not eat
   
   Sweet peas, strawberries, salt and pepper,
   french fries, garlic loaf, refried beans, bananas
   Red pepper, green pepper,
   crinkle fries, ice cream
   Turkey chunks
   Chicken chunks
   Tuna chunks
   Fudge.
   
   Toy food!
   Like real food, but is toy
   Toy food!
   Not real food, do not eat
   Toy food!
   Like real food, but is toy
   Toy food!
   Not real food, do not eat
   
   Hamburger hamburger
   Donuts.
   Hamburger hamburger
   Pizza.
   Hamburger hamburger
   Carrot.
   Hamburger hamburger...
   
   Helper.
   
   Green beans, oranges,
   pea pod, pineapple,
   Croissant. Potato.
   Spaghetti. Baguettes.
   Potato chips, tomato soup,
   pickle, cookie, niblets
   Milk. Peas.
   Gourd. Meat.
   
   Toy food!
   Like real food, but is toy
   Toy food!
   Not real food, do not eat
   Toy food!
   Like real food, but is toy
   Toy food!
   Not real food, do not eat
   Toy food
   Toy food