Hyakugojyuuichi 2003

Hyakugojyuuichi 2003
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Written by	Neil Cicierega, Aaron Ackerson, Dave Kelly, Taylor Wetherbee, Mark Hughes, Alora Lanzillotta
Appears on	Clown Circus
Sung by	Neil Cicierega, Aaron Ackerson, Dave Kelly, Taylor Wetherbee, Mark Hughes
Duration	6:00
Genre	Rock
Language	English
Links:	MP3 mp3.com Version

Hyakugojyuuichi 2003 is the thirteenth track on Clown Circus. It was orignally released on mp3.com on February 28, 2003.

mp3.com Description

www.animutation.com - In honor of the second birthday of the famous Hyakugojyuuichi animutation. The legacy lives on... in hyper confusing white boy rap!

Lyrics

NEIL:
Hey you, sit down and listen
Don’t be flippant and don’t be dismissin’
Think you’re a Flash encyclopedia?
Eating, breathing Macromedia
Think you’re cool sayin’ “All Your Base”?
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
You gotta be kidding me with that crap
Animutation’s where it’s at

    Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
    You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
    From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
    Just take it from me, MC NC
    You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
    I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
    You’re an idiot if you disagree
    You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 

If you got the time, go grab a pen
and watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
What’s the significance of Mr. Bean?
Does anybody know? Are there any takers?
What’s up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation
But nobody cracks this Animutation

    Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
    You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
    From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
    Just take it from me, MC NC
    You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
    I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
    You’re an idiot if you disagree
    You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 

1… 2… 3… Hit it!

AARON:
Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life
Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb
I lost my job when I got fired
by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,
he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment
Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?
He looks dead, he’s full of lead,
bleeding red onto my bedspread,
and he also seems to be missing his head
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

NEIL:
Hey, don’t you gimme that look
You never had what it took
I took the beef and I beefed it up
You sat and whined while I took the cup
of gold, you are getting old
When you see my face you better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
cuz it’s the only way you’ll be employed

I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone else is a walking disaster
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Think you’re fast? Well I know I’m faster!
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master

SHMORKY:
Weeeell I’m Shmorky! Eatin’ PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl… She’s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a Lazy Susan
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!

Bong Bong Bing Bing
I get payed to play with my thing!
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno’s CHIN!
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
And I can’t think of anymore to say

NEIL:
    TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
    FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
    IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
    GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR 

It’s Steve’s Adventure!

AARON:
One-fifty-one Pokemon on the run
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun
and a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife
And to see Pero’s screenshots of his wife
named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
saying “Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.”
Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,
I need tea for two, how about you,
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

ZANDER:
Props to Neil, he’s the real deal
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
He’s the computer geek who doesn’t shower for a week
His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!
He singlehandedly changed the face of the net
He’s an online semi-celebrity you won’t forget
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
His seizure inducing flag says “Mr. Gahbunga”

TOXIC:
Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble!
(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!!

NEIL:    
    TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
    FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
    IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
    GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR 

There you have it, that’s the game
151 we can all be the same
I’m sure that it’s been appetizing
with all the subliminal advertizing
this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation
in formation raise their hands in dedication
to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi

    Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
    You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
    From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
    Just take it from me, MC NC
    You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
    I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
    You’re an idiot if you disagree
    You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 

Trivia

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  mp3.com Artwork
  This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.
• In Aaron’s first verse, the line “he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment” is a reference to a line in Insult to Aaron by Deporitaz, “You smell like orangatan excrement.”
• The line during the guitar solo, “It’s Steve’s Adventure,” is a double reference to the guitarist, Steve Peterson, and to the early Animutation titled “Steve’s Adventure.”
• Colin Mochrie appears 151 times in this video, which is the meaning of the word Hyakugojyuuichi. (Holding the mouse in the top left corner reveals a Colin-o-meter throughout the video.)
• In Aaron’s first verse, the line “Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb” is a reference to the song I Know Your Name by Deporitaz.
• The “TV says…” refrain was originally just a Japanese phrase that happened to sound like English, therefore the pure oddness of it.
• There are numerous references to other animutations in this song.
• When Shmorky says “Room With A Moose”, this is a reference to the Invader Zim episode of the same name.
• The lines “I lost my job when I got fired By a guy named Farchie” is a reference to Neil’s webcomic, Farchie Archie.
• The drum loop used in this song is identical to the one in Zander vs. Crunchy.